Has anyone felt that it is a miracle that some drivers have a driving license? There is a lot of things that they do that annoy me and I admit I do dumb stuff while driving as well. Anyone that has been a passenger with me as the drive will tell you I have verbal road rage. I was a Deputy Sheriff for 5 years and I have seen some idiots. One particular pet peeve of mine is tailgating. One particular night I was patrolling and a car come up fast and rode me rear for a bit (I let it go for a couple miles, waiting to see if they would realize I was driving a marked patrol unit that said Sheriff). They did not realize this; thus, I had two options: 1. Pull over, let them pass then pull them over for tailgating or 2. Turn my rear light bar on and let them enjoy “reds and blues”. I went with option 2 as I found humor in it and I would venture to say they probably needed to change their shorts after; as they did back way off after all!!
I have experienced a lot of bad drivers in my life, and I have finally come up with a medical condition for them. They are the “True Class R Drivers” (R for Retarded).
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